collacentaur | (no subject)

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I'll give you a B+, but you can have a make-up test if you want.

I generally fail the makeup tests. The only bit I've ever managed to get the hang of is lipstick.

*patpat*

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I just don't get mascara at all. Why on earth would I put something on my eyelashes to make them stick together MORE?

And, I get the point of foundation - it's to smooth out blemishes. But foundation plus blush annoys me because I manage rosy cheeks just fine by myself, thanks.

How *do* people use eyeshadow and eyeliner without looking like they have black eyes or are ancient Egyptian, anyway?

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don't ask me dear, I've NEVER understood makeup.

If this were a real emergency, the message you just read would be followed by useless instructions.
No animals were harmed in the course of this test.
Resistance is futile.
All hail Quackers, Lord of Ducks.

...choose any one?

Practice.

Mascara is an artform. I wear mascara almost every day, and it took years for me to get to the level of mascara application im at now.
Start with Clear mascara.

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