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[collacentaur]

Is it justifiable manslaughter if I kill a co-worker for eating hard candy so loudly I can still hear her crunching and slurping if she's in a different room?

And can I at least confiscate the rest of the candies to stop the torture?

Comments

[daeron.livejournal.com]

Yes. (to both)

[turtle-morn.livejournal.com]

You can't kill her, but you have my permission to confiscate the candy.

[oidhche.livejournal.com]

I'll call that justifiable office homicide if you'll do the same for me in a few instances..

[collacentaur.livejournal.com]

*grin* I think there are many things that might be justifiable for you...

[oidhche.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I think we have an accord then.

[ourika.livejournal.com]

I'm with turtle_morn on this one.

And feel free to tell her that you're confiscating it becuase it's so loud that it's bothering people on the streets when they pass by!

[blackfog.livejournal.com]

Have a similar one myself. Gum, not candy, but the problem's the same. I got myself headphones. Not sure you can do that, though...